domingo, 31 de agosto de 2008

Tiras de humor: la vuelta al trabajo

Volver al trabajo no tiene gracia. No volver duele más. Depresión de nuevos ricos, pobrecitos. Con la frente marchita, la calva colorá, la cartera hecha añicos, la familia desquiciá y la vida por delante, y por detrás, retornan a la senda los que levantan este país con el sudor de su frente, aro, aro. Llegan tó quemaos, tras un verano huérfano de incendios inmobiliarios, qué casualidad, y ya sueñan con un puente. ¿Un puente? El dentista aguarda con sus revistas del año pasado. Sufrid, mamones. La crisis llora por fascículos en los quioscos. Los niñatos, al colegio. Sus padres, al Caribe, que rima con trabajo. Algunos hombres han sido buenos; otros, ni merecen el aire respirado. Han tirado las vacaciones por la borda, encerrados con un solo juguete por vivir el resto del año por encima de sus posibilidades. Ni al Aguapá, oiga, un cocacola y pa la casa. Aburridos, controlados, enganchados al qué dirán, al menos han aprovechado para leer … los prospectos del Carrefú, y preparar proyectos inmediatos: jartarse de fútbol desde ya. Sus amigos los del Cofidís, por sus partes, afilan las garras, cuentan los billetes, con un poco de pasta basta, gyor. Y suena la copla eterna, Tengo Miedo, Musho Miedo. Lunes, uno. ¡Niño, deja de joder con la pelota! Pa mí que esta gente mayor está deseando volver al currelo, no saben hacer otra cosa que joder con la pelota, el bricolaje y su mera prepotencia. Y esos que con tantas ínfulas han creído tocar el cielo, hala, señores, a juí. Ya nos vemos, si acaso. Qué poca gracia, ío.

Agosto 08, Verano (Diario de Cádiz)

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